Nature is a Whore
| student: | can i borrow a pencil |
| teacher: | i don't know, CAN you? |
| student: | yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious |
hTHIS IS NOT WAHT I SREACHED FOR
wHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING FOR
(Source: stahl-ebooks, via pizza)
*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
(via pizza)
Anyone who is anyone,
I love you
I really love you & I want you to always love yourself & be happy & safe
Don’t let anyone ever make you feel anything less than whole or mighty
I love you, please look out for yourself
The world is a cruel placeI mean it when I say I love you
I’ve learned what love is & all I can do is share itI love you
You can talk to me any timeYour friend,
Morgan
(Source: de-soto--de-son, via justanaccidentalhappiness)
If I knew – Do it right now because tomorrow may be too late
If I knew it would be the last time that I’d see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep.
If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back…
